Haiku

School is not the best,
doesn't give you enough rest,
Hot pocket, Hot pock...

WELCOME

Welcome to my blog about school. !!!?!?!?!WARNING!?!?!?!!! The purpose of this blog is to describe my views about school, and in no way involves the views of the State of Alaska School Board.

How To Avoid Getting In Trouble

If you want to avoid getting in trouble... Don't do anything that provides a possibility of getting in trouble at school smart one. wait until you are at home, when no one really cares.

Uncomfortable Objects

All throughout schools everywhere there are many uncomfortable objects that make entering or staying in the class room even more undesireable. My science class has stools with no back support for student seating, while the teacher sits in the front of the class in a cushioned, leather chair with wheels. Tell me honestly, do you really want to sit in a class for 1 or more hours on a hard wooden stool? Hard metal doors, cheap, rough carpeting, these are all things that could be fixed easily by people with a little power in the school board.

Mean Teachers

Teachers range in coolness from "Ugh, he's OK." to "He ruined my life." I prefer the OK ones but, in general, would rather there be no teachers at all. :)
Children of all ages put up with adults enough at home, we don't need them everywhere in school watching our every move.I know this may sound a little childish but I think school would be a lot more enjoyable if it was like a big daycare. Where parents come and throw their kids in a big ball pit and don't expect them to get good grades, or learn anything at all.

School Affection Survey

After running a survey on 20 people, about how much they like school on a scale from 1-10, I have recieved some unsurprising answers. The lowest answer being a -6 and the highest answer being 4. The 4 was of course given by a person that goes home everyday and plays World of Warcraft until he falls into a comma from guarana overdose.

My Outlook

School sucks. Simple as that. It wakes you up in the morning, it chooses when you eat, it bores you to the point of no recovery. It even chooses who we sit by. We can't even go to the bathroom at the desired time. School is what I consider a quiet and gental torchure. It nags at the back of your brain until you are trying to eat your desk and write on your sandwich. After personally experiencing 9 years of what they call a "educational institution," i can honestly say that it is phisically impossible to love, like or even enjoy school on any level unless the places you spend the rest of your time are worse than school, which is very unlikely.